gaydayparade:

I’M YELLING GUYS I FOUND IT

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the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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  • mom:don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me:fire cannot kill a dragon
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chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

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  • #I'm scared for myself tbh #I wanna get tf outta here
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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

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  • me:[watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend:[sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me:what the fuck i dont have time for this
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frogkin:

*likes your post* a great interaction, we are truly bonding

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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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